| Brett, you sick hair plugged bastard, you... |
I'm woman enough to go through childbirth, I'm woman enough to admit that I like Rock of Love with my guy Brett Michaels. There, I said it.
I like 80's hairbands, and it's a guilty pleasure, and now I've taken it to another level by watching Rock of Love like it were compelling and acceptable t.v. I don't care that it's ridiculous, everyone needs to unwind, and atleast it's not reruns of Seinfeld (which need to not be on every channel, IMO. Just like Sex and the City is the greatest show ever to some people, it doesn't need to be on 2-3 channels at the same time.)
Brett, where do I start?! I love your ripped jeans, because only you could pull it off at your age and nobody says a word. I love your lack of vocabulary, and what vocab you have is mostly never heard because of the censor beeps. I love how everything is a turn on, or give you a hard on, and how you basically love women without substance. I love how the only thing holding your barbie doll hot glued hair onto your head is those perfectly matched bandanas and cowboy hats. You skin is an odd shade of orange and beige, I wish I could paint my walls that color, or atleast find a couch (it's a really neutral shade!). Why do you pull me in like you do?!
In all seriousness, if you haven' t watched the show and don't have someone to discuss it with, you need to. |
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Alias: SNM
Hometown: Farmington, WV, United States
About Me: SMN is currently a S@HM who resides in the Senior Citizen capital of the world. Amongst her many talents are writing, tiptoeing through the mind field that is her living room, saving run away strollers, lacing any comment with sarcasm, and changing a diaper in 10 seconds flat. Her greatest achievements are birthing Thing One and Thing Two. Ongoing projects include diving into the world of blogging, weaning an aggressive breast feeder, parenting and all it's challenges, and being a wife she can live with (as well as her husband).
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