| What a weird feeling it is when your undies are on backwards. |
Ever have one of those nights where no matter how early you put your kid to bed, or how early your husband passes out on you, and how frustrated you get that the laundry still didn't get put away despite your best intentions, you still wake up fully exhausted and disoriented? You put the baby down and when he wakes up around 1 or 2 a.m. you think "Geez. I usually am just going to bed and now this is our first wake up of the night!?" and it's the best and most obnoxious feeling in the world? Like the clock is just looming at you. Then your baby wakes up at an abnormally early hours (6:30) and doesn't want to go back to sleep and the usually cute first thing in the morning "mama" "mom" "dadadedddd" and "brrrrrrrpppllluuuubbb!" feels like nails on a chalkboard? We're at that stage.
It's now noon and still no nap, and still nothing accomplished beyond breakfast, a shower, a few diaper changes, and more laundry folding after realizing post shower that I had only one towel left and I washed my hair and thus was one towel short. The shower was actually supposed to rejuvenate me, relaxed and ready for the day, but instead made me want to crawl back in bed. Dazed and drenched I did a quick towel off so my hair wouldn't drip and flood the bathroom and slipped my feet into my panties and as I pulled them up my legs I started realizing at every mark..calf...knee...thigh... that they were feeling oddly not right until I got them all the way up and realized, "You put your undies on backwards!" Trying not to be a tipped cow, I slid them off and fumbled around and put them back on correctly, but now I feel like the day is very akwardly uncomfortable just because for 5 seconds my underrooos were on backwards. Talk about jinxed.
Atleast Kyan has made peace with the play pen this morning. |
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Alias: SNM
Hometown: Farmington, WV, United States
About Me: SMN is currently a S@HM who resides in the Senior Citizen capital of the world. Amongst her many talents are writing, tiptoeing through the mind field that is her living room, saving run away strollers, lacing any comment with sarcasm, and changing a diaper in 10 seconds flat. Her greatest achievements are birthing Thing One and Thing Two. Ongoing projects include diving into the world of blogging, weaning an aggressive breast feeder, parenting and all it's challenges, and being a wife she can live with (as well as her husband).
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