Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Everyone around me but me is Having Babies, so I’m off to Hollywood where everyone is having twins!


Yet another celebrity couple is having twins! I’m trying to count the list of celebs who miraculously are having twins, and some as their first pregnancy no less, but I don’t know to classify them as “Over 40” or “Took Too Long Focusing on Partying and Career” or what. So add Rebecca R-Ex Stamos and Jerry O’Connell to the list that started off with Julia Roberts, and has now included Marcia Cross, Jennifer Lopez, and the like.
I know they say the longer a woman waits to concieve the greater chance she will have twins because of dropping multiple eggs. But I gotta say, I’m thinking that maybe the water is so expensive there because it either is stocked with fertility drugs or contains the mysteries that lie within conception and how to think real hard and ovulate multiple times!
I feel like everyone is pregnant or just had a baby. My cousin had little Ava in May, Hubby’s adopted sister announced her due date as December back around the same time, now his brother just said “Surprise!” and announced his girlfriend of a few months is due in March, we’ve had 5 baby boys born in my MOMS Club since January, and now the grand finale… my best guy friend who got married last month asks me today when his new wife should or could take a pregnancy test because she’s over a week late. Is my husband the only one who doesn’t get that SEX = BABIES or am I a one time deal in the reproduction department?!
So I figure that the whole of the situation is that every time I get pregnant, nobody else will be and when I’m not there will be a population boom of everyone around me making me wish to be pregnant again only to have trouble conceiving or difficulties getting my hubby to actively participate. Until then I’m going to go onto eBay and see if I can get someone in the greater Hollywood area to send me some water from The Hills FedExed. Come to think of it, I have a neighbor whose daughter is trying to make it big out there. She could probably use the cash!
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SMN is currently a S@HM who resides in the Senior Citizen capital of the world. Amongst her many talents are writing, tiptoeing through the mind field that is her living room, saving run away strollers, lacing any comment with sarcasm, and changing a diaper in 10 seconds flat. Her greatest achievements are birthing Thing One and Thing Two. Ongoing projects include diving into the world of blogging, weaning an aggressive breast feeder, parenting and all it's challenges, and being a wife she can live with (as well as her husband).
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