| I am the mother of a two year old. |
In case anyone cares to know. Today is an excellent day to give birth. I know, because I did it exactly two years ago today when my little man was born. So if anyone wants to commemorate the day with me, I plan to pin a clothes pin to a delicate part of my body from 7 a.m. to 4 p.m. to represent the labor process. During the active labor phase I'll remove and replace the pin to signify the contractions. Then I plan to heavily sedate myself afterwards and then have the hubby dress up as a vampire and come wake me up every so often during the evening to ask for blood in honor of the nurses who did so that evening.
Oh.. and we'll probably go out to eat and let the wait staff sing to Kyan.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE MAN! GLAD YOU MADE ME A MAMMA! |
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Alias: SNM
Hometown: Farmington, WV, United States
About Me: SMN is currently a S@HM who resides in the Senior Citizen capital of the world. Amongst her many talents are writing, tiptoeing through the mind field that is her living room, saving run away strollers, lacing any comment with sarcasm, and changing a diaper in 10 seconds flat. Her greatest achievements are birthing Thing One and Thing Two. Ongoing projects include diving into the world of blogging, weaning an aggressive breast feeder, parenting and all it's challenges, and being a wife she can live with (as well as her husband).
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